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Wifi Password? : Storyboarding Comedy Sequence
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- 16. *grumble, grumble* (o/s) “.. .Master?”
- 17. “Is something thematter, o’ Dark One?” Minion:
- 18. Dark One: “Wellthis is just great.” *grumble*
- 19. Dark One: “I mean,the guy was literally here yesterday...”
- 20. Dark One: “And itsalready cutting out, that’s just awesome.”
- 21. Minion: “Have you triedjust using LTE instead?
- 22. Dark One: “Oh! Ohya, let me just connect to the network.”
- 23. Dark One: “Onfreakin’ sublevel 3!”
- 24. Dark One: “Great, realbest of the best out here for Rangor the Ravenous’ eternal army.”
- 25. Minion: “Master? You leaveus at the hour of our Great One’s return?”
- 26. Dark One: “I’mnot leaving.”
- 27. Dark One: “Just goingupstairs to borrow their connection.”
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- 30. Minion: “I thinkit’s out of order.”
- 32. Dark One: *loudsigh*
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- 35. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!”“IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
- 36. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!”“IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
- 37. *overwhelming commotion* “BEHIND!” “HOT,HANDS!”“IM IN THE WEEDS OVER HERE!’
- 38. Head Chef: “What thehell are you doing here? Do you know what day it is?”
- 39. Dark One: “Iknow but-”
- 40. Dark One: “Y E O P !”
- 44. Head Chef: “You comehere, on the night of the blood moon...”
- 45. Head Chef: “DURINGMY DINNER RUSH?!”
- 46. Head Chef: “Thisis ridiculous.”
- 49. (o/s) Head Chef:“I would never-”
- 50. Head Chef: “Ever botheryou during any of your stuff, and you know that.”
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- 53. (o/s) Head Chef:“OUT!”
- 54. (o/s) Head Chef:“OUT!”
- 55. (o/s) Head Chef:“OUT!”
- 56. (o/s) Head Chef:“OUT!”
- 57. (o/s) Head Chef:“hmm...”
- 58. (o/s) Head Chef:“hmm...”
- 59. Head Chef: “Whomade this?”
- 60. Chef 1: “Idid Chef!”
- 63. Head Chef: “It’sbeautiful, son.”
- 65. Chef 1: “Thankyou, Chef!”
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- 69. (o/s) Head Chef:“So what do you want, Dewey?”
- 70. Dark One: “I justneed your wifi password, ours has been acting up.”
- 71. Dark One: “Andthen I can be out of your hair.”
- 72. Head Chef: “Sorry bud,no can do, tryin’ out a new ‘no-phones’ service.”
- 73. Head Chef: “You’regonna have to go ask upstairs.”
- 74. Dark One: “...Upstairs...?”
- 75. Head Chef: “Come-on, weboth know that of all of us-”
- 76. Head Chef: “She’s themost likely to have wifi. Just ask.”
- 77. Head Chef: “Now getout and never enter my kitchen during rush again.”
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- 95. Vanessa: “Oh god,not you again.”
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- 97. Dark One: “Please! Ionly need a moment of your time!”
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- 99. Vanessa: “Fine. But youhave to help me with something first.”
- 100. (o/s)Vanessa: “... and sowe did the focusing intentions...”
- 101. (o/s) Vanessa: “but forsome reason, it’s still not working.”
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- 103. Dark One: “Well itdoes say the blood has to be given willingly...?”
- 104. Vanessa: “Oooh ya,Marcy’s willing.”
- 106. Marcy: “WHOOO! LetsGo, mama’s ready!”
- 108. Dark One: “Soshe is.”
- 109. Dark One: “And there’sno way you can just give me the password?”
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- 119. Dark One: “hmm...mhm....”
- 120. Dark One: “Well, theblood’s still fresh, which is good.”
- 121. Vanessa: “And it’s notthe ritual circle, I’ve checked it like a gazillion times.”
- 122. Dark One: “Then maybeyour sacrifice is less willing than you think.”
- 123. Marcy: “Don’t dragmy name through the mud!”
- 124. Dark One: “I’mjust saying!”
- 125. Dark One: “It’s eitherthat or the demon just has nothing to grab onto.”
- 126. Vanessa: “What doyou mean?”
- 127. (o/s) Dark One: “Like,an insecurity or jealousy, or something.”
- 128. (o/s) Dark One: “butthat would be impossible, you guys are like 14.”
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- 130. Vanessa: “Marcy’s tooconfident to be possesed!”
- 131. Dark One: “...huh?”
- 132. Vanessa: “Everyone, quick!Gather around!”
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- 135. All Chanting: “Bledu...Blurb Deu...”
- 136. All Chanting: “Sneaktor.... philamenia... whoo...”
- 137. All Chanting: “enie...meenie... mooo”
- 138. All Chanting: “Bingobongo... pepperchini...” Dark One (slightly behind): “... bingo... bongo?”
- 139. All Chanting: “Pianoforte!Jazzocise! Fillamino!” Dark One (slightly behind): “... Jazz! uh... fill-”
- 140. All Chanting: “Wesummon thee!!”
- 144. Marcy: “Did itwork?”
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- 147. Dark One: “Andwhat am I supposed to do?”
- 148. Vanessa: “Just say somethingto kill her confidence.”
- 149. Dark One: “What?!But she’s like 12!”
- 150. Vanessa: “Well none ofus can do it! She’s our friend!”
- 151. Dark One: *loadgroan*
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- 153. Dark One: “Yourknees look weird.”
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- 158. Dark One: “Isshe gonna be ok?”
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- 160. (o/s) Vanessa: “Butlet’s get you on your way...”
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- 162. Dark One: “Sonow that’s done...”
- 163. Dark One: “How‘bout the ol’ wifi?”
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- 165. Vanessa: “Oh right! Mine’sout, you’ll have to go upstairs.”
- 166. *SLAM!* *muffled sounds ofdestruction*
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- 171. Dark One: “Goodevening.”
- 172. Dark One: “Doyou have wifi?”
- 173. Barista: “Yep. Justgotta buy something first.”
- 174. Dark One: “Excellent! Giveme your most evil black coffee blend!”
- 175. Barista: “Ook! Andfor here or to go?”
- 176. Dark One: “Best doto-go, I’ve left my minions unsupervised for long enough.”
- 177. Barista: “A shame... Shouldbe ready in a minute or two.”
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- 181. Dark One: “I’d forgottenhow much I enjoy the smell of coffee.”
- 182. Barista: “A little indulgenceevery now and then isn’t so bad”
- 196. (o/s) Minion: “Master!Master!”
- 197. Minion: “Did youretrieve the internet signal?
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