Problem solution memo

Problem solution memo

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  James Ullery March 2,2010 Problem/Solution Memo MEMO DATE: March 2, 2010 TO: Jesus FROM: James Ullery SUBJECT: INCREASING DEATHS WITH THE CONSUMPTION OF PEPSI Jesus, ever since Pepsi had been created deaths now in the millions have occurred from its effects. I studied the deadly beverage and found possible causes for this to be happening. I have also come up with some possible solutions to stop the spread of such evil. Below are some problems and possible solutions. Problems/Causes Solutions Pepsi has one of the most plain and boring can Dispose of all Pepsi cans. designs the world has ever seen. Pepsi is one of the stupidest names I or Erase all knowledge of that name from anyone has ever heard and the sound of it existence. alone kills me a little inside. Pepsi tastes extremely terrible and is almost Drink Dr Pepper like pure aspartame. Recommendations: These solutions should stop the deaths of thousands around the world, take Obama out of office, and end world hunger. If additional problems occur, we’ll probably need to form a strike force to assassinate all existing believers in Pepsi. Please let me know your decision by 3/8/2010 so we can take action before the end of all that is good is at hand.