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Meet Your Host is gay. Game we're on. Is this live? Where's the audience? This is an intern project. We'll add it in post. Right. Right. OK. Welcome to interns. You. I'm your host, Gabe, or you can call me your Steve Harvey if Steve Harvey ran on cold brew and bagels. And I'm Alexis, game operator and Co hosts and I'm here for project. Alexis will be back with us momentarily, but for now, let's meet our teams team marketing. Malia Digital Marketer even has a marketing funnel Tattoo. No, I don't. Frankie can pitch a campaign and did once with Kermit the Frog actually. And Madeline, she's a second degree black belt. So that means she can kick your ***. Yeah, and we have Donald. It's Donald PR guy. His folder structure is better than your GPA. Next is team every other instance. 1st we have Sophia lives inside her spreadsheets. We haven't seen her in person since Monday. We're literally at Taco Tuesday together. Olivia sales and acquisitions makes closing deals look like a sport. Alex unscripted development turned a coffee spill into a three act story. And Mandy, just a small town girl living in a lonely cubicle. Still confused by Slack threads. Wait, were you Slack? Round one, we asked 100 interns what do you do when you don't know what to work on 18 of them. You know when I see on that board right there, no one. I wanna see when you're on TikTok and you put it away when someone walks by. Survey says. Correct. OK I wanna say refresh e-mail, refresh teams and then just stare into space. Survey says. Correct. I want to say get up from your desk, go to the kitchen, then go to the bathroom and then take a lap around the office, yeah, survey says. Correct, that was the number one answer. Those message to another Internet was in the meeting hoping that they were paying attention. But I forgot to mute and then I also forgot to unmute myself, so then they could hear everything that I was saying correct. Was the number one and. Next question what is an interns go to Fraser action when they're lost after a meeting? Gabe, I told you it's Donal, Survey says. It's Donald is not. What is an intern's biggest fear? I'm spitting up in a meeting, making a mistake, getting fired, getting blacklisted. Lot of fears coming from a Livia, getting a CEO scam text and then having to send a bunch of Xbox gift cards to New Jersey. I think that's up. Scam. Hold on, I think I have to call my bank. Customer service. What happened to him? It's pretty. This is part of the script. I don't know. I don't. Customer service. Alright, it looks like Gabe had to step away, so I'm gonna hope. It's my time to shine. Speed round short answers. Let's go most of our dying message notification. Boss asking for updates. Most used app at work check GPT. I mean Gmail, I mean Outlook something interns here most often. Let's circle back. Ah. By any chance you have $200 I could borrow? Wait, what? No. OK, so. Are we done? Ohh guys you gotta go home where? He said you gotta be home by like 10. You gotta leave. I'm sorry, are we logging these hours? Anyone have Xbox gift cards? Anyone Excuse me, Give me that mic.