Matt Asay
Contributing Writer

The rebellion against robot drivel

opinion
Nov 17, 20256 mins

When we use large language models to augment, improve, or accelerate our writing, they erase our human voice in the process. Letโ€™s not be erased.

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The robots may be taking over, but no one seems to like how they talk.

In theory, the robots (by which I mean generative AI) talk just like us, given that their large language models (LLMs) have been trained on billions upon billions of statements you and I have made online. That Hacker News thread in which you waxed rhapsodic about JUST HOW WRONG someone is about Flash on the internet? Itโ€™s now training data for someoneโ€™s LLM-augmented doctoral dissertation. The LLMs have โ€œlearnedโ€ from all this online chatter to generate text that sounds like a human being.

Except it doesnโ€™t. Not really. Not enough.

Thereโ€™s a swelling chorus against AI-generated content on LinkedIn and elsewhere. As Oxide Computing CTO Bryan Cantrill opines, โ€œHoly hell, the [AI] writing sucks.โ€ Now, Cantrill is known for having strong opinions, but heโ€™s not wrong when he argues this AI-generated writing is โ€œstylistically grating.โ€ The biggest tell? โ€œEm-dashes that some of us use naturallyโ€”but most donโ€™t (or shouldnโ€™t).โ€ OpenAI founder Sam Altman just fixed this last annoyance, but not before many of us realized that in our attempts to make our lives easier through AI, we inadvertently made everyone elseโ€™s lives worse.

Itโ€™s time to get back to writing that expresses ourselves, not merely what an LLM thinks sounds plausibly close to ourselves, because itโ€™s the human in us that makes our communication compelling to other humans.

Cozying up to the robot voice

This trend toward robot voice isnโ€™t new. If youโ€™ve ever visited the UK or simply read a UK paper online, youโ€™ll know that UK newspapers have distinctive voices. Itโ€™s not merely that different papers have different political biases and wear these biases proudly (or sanctimoniously, in the case of The Guardian) on their sleeves. Rather, theyโ€™re emphatically opinionated. In the US, we try to pretend weโ€™re taking a neutral stance, even if the facts we choose to ignore or skew reveal our political biases quite clearly. As Emily Bell writes, โ€œBritish journalism is faster, sloppier, wittier, less well-resourced and more venal, competitive, direct, and blunt than much of the US oeuvre.โ€ (Yes, you know itโ€™s an article from The Guardian when โ€œoeuvreโ€ is casually used as if normal people talk like that.)

For those in the tech world, the best example is perhaps The Register, founded in the UK. Perhaps best known for its sometimes over-the-top headlines, The Register offers smart, punchy analysis. Itโ€™s not neutral and doesnโ€™t pretend to be. I used to write for The Register, and remember fondly some of these headlines:

I didnโ€™t write a single one of those headlines: The Registerโ€™s editors did them all. Sometimes they made me squeamish, but they were always fun (and sometimes informative!). No machine could replicate that formula, because there really wasnโ€™t a formula. It was just some guy (Ashlee Vance at one point) trying to marry wit and information in an educated guess as to what would make someone want to read the article.

At the time I was writing for The Register, I was also writing for other publications. Those headlines were a bit tamer, which had much to do with the US ownership of the sites:

Although this is just a small sample, the US-style headlines (and writing) pretend to flatten out perspectives, aiming for an impossible neutrality. The UK doesnโ€™t care; the writing is meant to provoke and inform. Our AI-generated content sounds more American than British, and thatโ€™s not a good thing.

Putting more โ€˜youโ€™ in the writing

LLMs are โ€œlousy writers and (most importantly!) they are not you,โ€ Cantrill argues. That โ€œyouโ€ is what persuades. We donโ€™t read Steinbeckโ€™s The Grapes of Wrath to find a robotic approximation of what desperation and hurt seem to be; we read it because we find ourselves in the writing.

No one needs to be Steinbeck to draft press releases, but if that press release sounds samesy and dull, does it really matter that you did it in 10 seconds with an LLM versus an hour on your own mental steam? A few years ago, a friend in product marketing told me that an LLM generated better sales collateral than the more junior product marketing professionals heโ€™d hired. His verdict was that he would hire fewer people and rely on LLMs for that collateral, which only got a few dozen downloads anyway, from a sales force that numbered in the thousands. Problem solved, right?

Wrong. If few people are reading the collateral, itโ€™s likely the collateral isnโ€™t needed in the first place. Using LLMs to save money on creating worthless content doesnโ€™t seem to be the correct conclusion. Ditto using LLMs to write press releases or other marketing content. Iโ€™ve said before that the average press release sounds like it was written by a computer (and not a particularly advanced computer), so itโ€™s fine to say we should use LLMs to write such drivel. But isnโ€™t it better to avoid the drivel in the first place? Good PR people think about content and its place in a wider context rather than just mindlessly putting out press releases.

LLMs are effective in software development because machines donโ€™t mind reading drivel (boilerplate code). But people do. For any job that depends on persuasionโ€”and most do, to some degreeโ€”itโ€™s essential to maintain a human voice. For example, as much as I canโ€™t stand Trumpโ€™s online (and offline) persona, part of the reason his followers find him so compelling is his stylistic weirdness. It feels authentic because it is authentic.

This isnโ€™t a plea to be like Trump (please donโ€™t!), but please be yourself. โ€œAI made your writing smooth,โ€ Talentz.ai CEO Muhammed Shaphy notes. โ€œIt erased your voice in the process.โ€ Donโ€™t be erased. Donโ€™t be smooth. Be you.

Matt Asay

Matt Asay runs developer marketing at Oracle. Previously Asay ran developer relations at MongoDB, and before that he was a Principal at Amazon Web Services and Head of Developer Ecosystem for Adobe. Prior to Adobe, Asay held a range of roles at open source companies: VP of business development, marketing, and community at MongoDB; VP of business development at real-time analytics company Nodeable (acquired by Appcelerator); VP of business development and interim CEO at mobile HTML5 start-up Strobe (acquired by Facebook); COO at Canonical, the Ubuntu Linux company; and head of the Americas at Alfresco, a content management startup. Asay is an emeritus board member of the Open Source Initiative (OSI) and holds a JD from Stanford, where he focused on open source and other IP licensing issues. The views expressed in Mattโ€™s posts are Mattโ€™s, and donโ€™t represent the views of his employer.

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